I want to talk to you
The last time we talked Mr Smith you reduced me to tears. I promise you it won't happen again.
Do I attract you
Do I repulse you
with my queasy smile
Am I too dirty
Am I too flirty
Do I like what you like
I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
I guess I'm a little bit shy
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like me without making me try
I tried to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad (mad mad mad mad)
I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like me
Why don't you walk out the door
Getting angry doesn't solve anything
How can I help it
How can I help it
How can I help what you think
Hello my baby
Hello my baby
Putting my life on the brink
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like yourself
Should I bend over
Should I look older
Just to be put on your shelf
I tried to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad (mad mad mad mad)
I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like me
Walk out the door
Say what you want to satisfy yourself (hey)
But you only want what everybody else says you should want, you want
I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like me
Walk out the door
[x2]
Humphrey we're leaving
Ka-ching
